Yo! Delay! He? Who?

I've just returned from my yodeling lessons in the Alps, on the glorious French side. We traveled through Geneva, and upon returning the rental vehicle had to pay 30 Euros for accidentally going on the Swiss side of the city, so I've been in three countries today. 

I would like to, first of all, dispel a few common myths: 

Marmosets; didn't see any, except on every postcard in every shop

Mountain goats; again, none to behold, except via postcard

Croissants: yes, they're better in France(so is stinky cheese).