Marmite, this is Sandwich, Sandwich, this is Marmite.
Nice to meet you both. NOT.
Have I tried Marmite? No. You wouldn't either if you got within twenty feet of its smell, which is terrible and similar to burnt rubber/week old roadkill. Its apparently made from yeast extract, or basically, the leftover junk from beer brewing. You do the math.
1 + 1 = thick and nasty.
This all spurs from making a sandwich with said appalling substance, and accidently putting what is considered way too much on it.
Recipe for a Marmite sandwich: 2 pieces of bread, buttered, then slap with a thin amount of Marmite, crusts cut off. Bannana, cucumber or cheese optional.
Result: Repulsive.
3 comments:
heh heh. When we were there last Thomas ate a large spoonful. I declined the taste test as well.
marmite is very similar to meconium, which is the first thing a newborn baby poops out. But perhaps you didn't need to know that.
A lovely savory spread for toast.
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